confusing myself like:
omfg i let my 9 year old cousin use my laptop and now look at my history
someone didn’t follow the instructions on how to build a cat
when all your friends start talking about something you know nothing about
Normal cats shake their butt when they’re about to pounce on something. Polly shakes her head.
i love cats
Do you think it’s ok to feed your table scraps to Fido? Yes? YOU JUST MURDERED FIDO, YOU BASTARD!
This gif pretty much summarizes how i feel after like every book i finish:
im 17 and i dont have a period yet is this weird
allan you have a penis
i need to get fucked by something other than my life
*runs for 10 minutes*
me:am i skinny yet?