Mother fuckin’ Jim Carrey
i have searched
for this gifset
for all eternity
this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
Watson, the decision whisperer
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I kinda want to be covered in blood and cuts
but I also really don’t want to wake him up to drive me to the er to get stitches at 2 am when he has to work in the morning.
but god dammit they’re not deep enough they don’t count and I have to do it more.
f u c k
but you know I’m fine or whatever
god I’m a good liar.